The Truth About Neon
Genesis Evangelion
I used to help with making
animes, especially in the 90's. I'm sure that if you know enough
information about anime, then you must know about Neon Genesis
Evangelion. I used to like that show. But that changed on one fateful
day.
I used to be an intern at
GAINAX Studios in Japan. It was after the series had finished. I
accidently went into a room that said DON'T ENTER OR YOU'LL BE
SORRY”. I accidently took a look inside because I was curious.
There, I found a tape that said SCRAPPED EVANGELION FOOTAGE TOP
SECRET. I put the tape in, and the video started.
It showed the intro and
stuff, but then something crazy as shit happened. SHINJI ACTUALLY GOT
INTO THE FUCKING ROBOT!!!!!!!!!! I was so scared, I couldn't move.
Then something even CRAZIER happened! And then a giant Skrillex came
out and I heard a voice say, “YO SKRILL DROP IT HARD!” AND THEN
SHINJI STARTED SPAZZING OUT AND DROPPING SOME SICK MOVES! THEN
SOMETHING EVEN SCARIER POPPED OUT OF THE SKY! IT WAS SHINJI'S DAD! HE
STARTED DROPPIN AND POPPIN EVEN MORE SICK MOVES THAN SHINJI! SKRILLEX
WAS PISSED OFF NOW! THEN A VOICE SAID: “I'm eatin fun dip right now
not givin a fuuuuuuuuuuuuu” AND THEN SKRILLEX ATE FUN DIP AND HIS
EYES STARTED GLOWING BLUE! Something started to emrge from his mouth!
It was DeadMau5! HE TOOK OFF HIS GIANT MAU5 HEAD, AND THREW IT AT
SHINJI'S DAD, AND EVERYTHING EXPLODED!
And then the whole studio
blew up due to amounts of sick beats being dropped. I died a horrible
death that day, and so did everyone else in the studio. I remember
that really hurt my back. Damn explosions are a pain in the ass just
in case you're wondering. I've never watched the show since that day.
Even at night, I can hear the faint noises of some sick beats being
dropped from outside of my house. I can even see a half shaved long
haired man in the corner of my eye. He's always watching. Please what
ever you do DON'T WATCH NEON GENESIS EVANGELION! YOU'LL BE
NEXT!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
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